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  Hall - Elders leave disfellowshiped woman with baby carriage at bottom of stairs...is this insane?

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  WAIT! Sparlock really happened?

  by Cagefighter in

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  i was cruising you tube and saw some cheezy cartoon about throwing a wizard toy in the trash.

  this is real?

  i thought yall were just being satirical.. the org has "jumped the shark" with this in my opinion.. the second they start reaching out to the children and youth on their level is a sign of desperation.. wow.. i hope the sequel involves little jimmy finds mommie's "neck massager" and throws it away for her.

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  Thats was a true story...based on real events involving Chucky.
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  Hall - Elders leave disfellowshiped woman with baby carriage at bottom of stairs...is this insane?

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  Ray franz book says elders asked a visiting bethel rep if they were right to leave her to pull the pram up on her own....he said I dont care what the rules are when I think what might happen!!!! The had to ask? The organisation is God!
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  Hall - Elders leave disfellowshiped woman with baby carriage at bottom of stairs...is this insane?

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  The WTS "Brain Drain"

  by Quendi in

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  i posted this on another thread and am pasting it here to start a new one because i would be interested in getting others' thoughts on it.. there has been a downward spiral in the quality of the written publications since the death of fred franz in december 1992. whatever else can be said about franz, the man did have some education and his writing was of good quality.

  others in the writing department also had some skill and command of language that gave cogency to their work.

  but since franz's death, a huge leadership vacuum has opened in the wts.

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  Yes i agree huge vaccum...but which morons came up with the generation that knew the generation idea...the dumbest doctrine in recent history.
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  Engaged Governing body member reverses ruling on oral sex before his honeymoon! Good news!

  by Witness 007 in

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  as we heard my aussie drinking mate mate geoff jackson of the governing body is engaged to a woman less the half his age......ozzie ozzie ozzie....oooooy oooooy ooooy!!!!!!

  before we take him on his "aussie bucks night" and leave him handcuffed to a sheep....i have great news.. he told me a new watchtower is coming out next month saying: "elders can no longer police any sexual practices between a husband and wife.." {he then winked and threw me another fosters beer} go you dog yeaaaaaaaah!

  just in time for his honeymoon.

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  American women just LOVE Aussie men!
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  Video stores in Australia are closing down....anyone know why?

  by Witness 007 in

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  two video stores in my town closed down, but at least i have my blockbuster video store!

  $30 a month and i can get 2 movie at a time all month.

  yesterday i returned my movies and found they had closed, and a downsized civic dvd store has taken over at $6 per new movie!!!.

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  Two video stores in my town closed down, but at least I have my Blockbuster video store! $30 a month and I can get 2 movie at a time all month. Yesterday I returned my movies and found they had closed, and a downsized Civic Dvd store has taken over at $6 per new movie!!!

  Any ideas who "killled the DVD star?"
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  Engaged Governing body member reverses ruling on oral sex before his honeymoon! Good news!

  by Witness 007 in

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  as we heard my aussie drinking mate mate geoff jackson of the governing body is engaged to a woman less the half his age......ozzie ozzie ozzie....oooooy oooooy ooooy!!!!!!

  before we take him on his "aussie bucks night" and leave him handcuffed to a sheep....i have great news.. he told me a new watchtower is coming out next month saying: "elders can no longer police any sexual practices between a husband and wife.." {he then winked and threw me another fosters beer} go you dog yeaaaaaaaah!

  just in time for his honeymoon.

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  As we heard my Aussie drinking mate mate Geoff Jackson of the Governing body is engaged to a woman less the half his age......OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE....OOOOOY OOOOOY OOOOY!!!!!! Before we take him on his "Aussie bucks night" and leave him handcuffed to a sheep....I have great news.

  He told me a new Watchtower is coming out next month saying: "Elders can no longer police ANY sexual practices between a husband and wife.." {he then winked and threw me another Fosters Beer} Go you Dog Yeaaaaaaaah! Just in time for his honeymoon. As his mate I'm so glad he gets enjoy his flesh one more time before flying off to heaven and losing his "junk" forever."

  For "Jackaroo Jackson" as we called him....here's to you for giving me the greatest gift of all.

  Sorry thats Jeff at the end....I think he wants to "sheer" that sheep.
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  Omg, missing badge cards!

  by baltar447 in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s8tjwucm2y .

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  1. We should mass produce these cards and hand them out to everyone...care of Elder anonomus.......charge $1 on EBay.

  I once turned up to the C.O without one and was introduced to a dumbass Elder who looked me over for my badge rather then ask me who I was...what an asshole.
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  Why do you Still believe in a god?

  by mrbunyrabit in

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  if i may ask, for those on this site, who still believe in a god in their own way... why do you still believe in a god?.

  since every thing in the bible can be shot down with reason, why would you still believe in a god?.

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  1. People are afraid of being mortal and dying.

  2.We have a childish need to be devoted to a father fiigure.

  3.Some of us are born "followers" and find it hard to make decisions for ourselves.